Toast Wars
By Dino and Jason
Prologue:
Once there were two sides, the Light Toast and the Dark Toast. There was also a guy named Arthur who betrayed the Light Toast. (You might know Arthur, He was invented by Marc Brown and he’s from PBS Kids. He’s also an aardvark!)
One day at the Yokota Air Force Base, something really BAD happened: the Dark Toast had invented…BOWLING! So they played but of course, the Light Toast won, so the Dark Toast wanted revenge so…they declared WAR!!! And that’s how it began.
“Fire!” said the Dark Toast. “FIRE!!!” said the Light Toast. The Light Toast fired flaming toast. The Dark Toast fired crumbs smaller than a piece of your hair. Then stuff happened.
BOOM! The flaming toast exploded on top of the Dark Toast and blew it back to the American Embassy. The crumbs just landed on the floor and did nothing. Suddenly, there was a loud scream: “FOUR FAT FROGS!” It was Arthur. “Go away!” said the Light Toast. “I need to figure out my future,” Arthur said, that was his mission in life. “I should read Arthur’s April Fools,” muttered Arthur. A piece of Dark Toast took off his glasses and he couldn’t see, “NOOOOOOO! Curse you!” and he went into the book. “Enough fooling around,” said the Dark Toast. But the Dark Toast didn’t know what to do so the Light Toast easy-poned, (i.e. they owned them easily), them. “Alright, this is too long,” said Dino and Jason, “Let’s put a TO BE CONTINUED at the end.”
TO BE CONTINUED…
Toast Wars, Part 2: Revenge of the Dark Toast (for now!)
The Dark Toast said, “CHARGE!” Finally, the Dark Toast easy-poned the Light Toast. But, the Light Toast easy-poned the Dark Toast again. And…war erupted once more. But, still of course, the Light Toast beat the Dark Toast. Suddenly, they went into the future, for some random reason. Then they found Arthur. He said:
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
“Not really.” The Light Toast started beating up Arthur. To make sure he was KO’d, (knocked out), Cake Dude, (from another story), started hitting Arthur with “Arthur and the Lost Diary.”
Toast Wars, Part 3: The Revenge of Arthur
So the Dark Toast and the Light Toast started their war again. Arthur came down from the Heavens with a bunch of Arthur minions. The Light Toast and the Dark Toast teamed up to become the Awesome Bread because the Dark Toast wanted to become better at war, not bowling.
“Charge!” said Arthur. “CHARGE!!!” said the Awesome Bread. (“Darn-it,” said Jason; he ripped his page in his notebook. Back to the story!) Arthur did not know what to do, so he ran away like a coward. Then a guy said, “But Arthur, cowards NEVER win!” (That guy got sent back to PBS Kids.) So Arthur went to the scariest place in the world for some reason:
ASIJ!!!
Arthur went on the Gravitron and was spinning at 9,999,999 miles per hour. He flew off and hit his head on the top of the Big Top where he also landed. Arthur said, “Uhhhhhhh-oh, it’s high up here.” The Arthur minions said, “Arthur, where are you?” They looked all over and finally, the Arthur minions went 9,999,999 miles per hour and they hit their heads on the Big Top. Bam! They all fell down, including Arthur, and they all had back injuries. Then “Arthur’s April Fool,” (a magic book), healed them.
However, they went to the Principal’s Office for doing something dangerous. The principal said, “You are BAD boys!” Then Arthur spotted Cake Dude, sitting in a chair in the Principal’s Office. “Darn-it,” said Arthur. After a while, the police came. “We are Sector 7 and you are under arrest.” “Darn-it,” said Arthur. Arthur went to jail and there, he had to eat his spinach but it tasted so bad, he broke out…(not in allergies)…he broke out of jail. However, a policeman caught him and put him back in his cell. “Darn-it,” said Arthur.
The End (for now)
Toast Wars-Book 2: The REAL Revenge of Arthur (“But it’s not really a book,” said Dino. “Darn-it,” said Jason.)
Without enough water or food, Arthur’s minions died. “Nooooo,” said Arthur. Suddenly he was surrounded by the Awesome Bread. “You will NEVER take me alive!!!!!!!” Arthur screamed. But they did. “Darn-it,” said Arthur. So Arthur used his IMAGINATION to bring back his minions, but it didn’t work. “Darn-it,” said Arthur. Then he used dynamite to blow up the wall and break out of jail, but it only worked on him. Arthur started to over-react. Arthur threw Ben, (Knudsen-another prisoner), at the wall, and then, it BROKE! Ben got a back injury but Arthur was free. He read, “Arthur’s Snow Cone,” to figure out his future, (he was still working on this problem,) but he was so dumb, he couldn’t read the words. “Darn-it,” said Arthur. Just then, the PBS Kids arrived to drag Arthur back to his network. “Nooooo!” cried Arthur, “I don’t want to see Sesame Street.”
Back at PBS Kids, the Sesame Street Kids started crying: “Not Arthur!!!!!!!” “Darn-it” said Arthur as he dragged himself into the studio. Suddenly Arthur saw his future. He was stuck forever at PBS Kids with the characters from Sesame Street!!! “Noooooooooooooo!!!!” cried Arthur, but it was too late. DARN IT!
The End
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