A long, long time
ago in old Japan there lived Kevin and Inch Boy. They did not
have any money because on Mt. Fuji there was a big castle where
the big men oni lived. One day Kevin thought that they should go
get their money back from the big mean oni. So they started their
journey.
Inch Boy said, "It will take a long time to get there."
Kevin said, "Yes, it will take a long time to get to the oni's castle. We will have to climb Mt. Fuji to get to the oni's castle."
"Let's go. If we do not go now we might
never get there," said Inch Boy.
"I will go get my map to the oni's castle," said Kevin.
"It's in my cupboard. Let's go!"
They went outside. They got on a horse and wagon. When they got to the bottom of Mt. Fuji they saw a key. They picked it up. They started to climb. When they got to the top an oni saw them and took them to the king.
The king said, "Take them to the dungeon."
The dungeon bars were made out of steel. Inch Boy slid out and got a magic hammer. They ran to the door. The door was locked but they had the key. They opened the door and went home.
Kevin said, "We did not get our money back, but we are still alive!"
And Kevin and Inch Boy lived happily ever after.