Monster Zit

(Girls facing audience mime doing make-up in mirror. They find a pimple and react in horror, psycho music)

Laura: Mom, do I have to go to school today?
Mom: Of course, honey. Why wouldn't you want to go.
Laura: You don't love me.
Mom: Of course I do.
Laura: It's picture day. I have to stay home sick. ahhhh. (She turns to audience with humongous zit (six inches)
Girls (back away): Eyouuu.
Little sis: It's alive. (sings theme from jaws)
Mom: The shame. The humiliation.
Little sis: The puss.
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Laura (spreading Oxy Zit peanut butter on face): Wow, this works great. I can hardly see that pesky pimple. (Girls gather around)
Mom: Your friends will hardly recognize you.
Little sis (licking spatula): And it tastes good too.
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All: Oxy Zit 5000!