Squeal of Fortune (part three)

Announcer
Welcome back to the third round of Squeal of Fortune.
Guy
Let's bring on our last contestant, big Bonnie Belcher.
Bonnie
Let's get started, Guy.
Guy
Well then, Bonnie, spin the Wheel of Squeal.
Bonnie (spins wheel)
Lot's of money. I want money. (wheel stops on $1.47, applause) A dollar forty seven. Heck Guy that ain't even enough to buy a Big Mac Set.
Guy
I don't think you'll be disappointed when you see what we have for you to eat here. Bonnie would you rather eat rat poison with honey mustard sauce or a cat's bladder whole.
Bonnie
Gee Guy, I'm so hungry I think I'll just have to eat them both. (applause)
Guy
Your the boss. Vanna bring on the bladder.
Bonnie
Yum yum (squirts all over her) Kinda juicy. Man that's good. Now how bout the poison.? (Vanna brings our dish)
Guy
Are you sure you want to eat this?
Bonnie
Oh yeah, Guy. I'm starving. (eats poison, long comic death, drag her off stage)
Guy
An unwise decision for Big Bonnie Belcher. She are her last meal. That leave us with bring out our champion for one more chance. (Vanna leads Bob staggering and blind)
Guy
So, Bob, what'll it be cut that arm off with the carrot peeler or another question.
Bob (worn out)
Oh heck, Guy, just take the arm. (Vanna starts working on the arm)
Guy
Thank you, Bob. With that choice you kept your role as reigning champion on Squeal of Fortune (applause) Tel him what he's won, Bill.
Announcer
Besides his winnings of $7777 Bob will go home with two fashion Guess eye patches, the patch worn on Melrose Place, a years supply of Flintstone Band Aids, a sharpened set of Ginshu knifes, and the home version of Squeal of Fortune. (applause)
Guy
And of course this means you have to come back for tomorrow's show.
Bob
No no noooooooooo!
Guy
Well, that's it for the big spin. (applause, contestants enter and wave except Bonnie who is dragged out) May all your fears be little ones and all your tears be real. See you tomorrow on Squeal of Fortune. Bye bye (applause. All wave)
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