Your Brain: The Ditz
- Professor (points at chart)
- This is the brain of your average ditz.
- Hans and Franz
- Ditz.
- Professor
- Note the large section, thirty-seven percent.
- Hans and Franz
- Thirty seven percent.
- Professor
- Denoting a hazardous preoccupation with boys.
- Hans and Franz
- See previous lecture.
- Professor
- Twenty-three percent of the brain is focused on hair.
- Hans and Franz
- Hair.
- Professor
- The dying, perming, pampering, brushing, combing and looking for a bottle of hair spray. And here we find 26% air.
- Hans and Franz
- Empty
- Professor
- That leaves 14% of a ditz brain for dedicated viewing of Melrose Place
- Hans and Franz
- Boys
- Professor
- Hunks
- Hans and Franz
- Hunks.
- Professor
- Class dismissed.
- Hans and Franz
- Dismissed.
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